This morning, I woke to find this note wrapped around my paper:

The note would be one thing. One thing, that is, if the carrier hadn't then called me at 6:45 to make sure I got the note and understood I should call him in the future. Granted the carrier is a contractor, but this doesn't exactly strike me as customer-friendly behavior.
Lord knows I wouldn't have gotten away with anything like that when I was delivering papers in the early 1980s.