publishing, and the beauty (and sad, sick irony) of it all

So, you're the mother of two high-profile child stars. One has become a trainwreck of highly publicized pregnancies and drinking. The other is the wholesome teen star of a popular show. What do you do to validate your role? You get a book deal with a Christian publisher to write a book about the trials and successes of raising such an impressive brood.

Until... OOOPS... your good girl ends up a pregnant teen, and your new career as an author for said-Christian publishing house gets pulled from release indefinitely. Oops, they did it again, indeed.